This year, Black Friday has really taking on a new meaning. If you were hiding under a rock or too busy piling through the stores yesterday to hear the news, a 34 year old worker at a Wal-Mart in New York was trampled to death yesterday in the wee hours of the morning when 2,000 unruly shoppers broke through the doors for their… very appropriate term now, “door busters”. And what great fantastic deals were worth a human life and sending 4 others to the hospital in all the ruckus?
According to the AP, there was a deal for a 50 inch Samsung HDTV for $798, a Bissel Compact Upright Vacuum for $28, a Samsung 10.2 megapixel digital camera for $69 and DVDs such as “The Incredible Hulk” for $9. If only they had copies of Hell Comes To Frogtown on DVD for nine bucks, I’d run over old ladies with my car and rip off the greeter’s head and spike it in the aisles for that! Tis the season!
But even though the tragedy happened like this, (un)Planned Parenthood tends to top the “naughty list” this Christmas season with gift certificates for abortions. I can just see the commercials now. Santa coming down the chimney to find an unwed teenage soon to be mother and saying “Ho Ho Ho, don’t be so sad. Thanks to the pioneering vision of those like Margaret Sanger, you can vaccuum out that parasitic clump of cells with these gift certificates! Merry Christmas!”
It’s almost like the mob offering Holiday discounts on hits. Only the mafia has more class.
-By Skizz1979 – posted also at Cao’s blog and Liberals Stink. Oh wait, it’s not up at Liberals Stink, he has a different one up there. I will figure out how to add authors over here so he can help me out; Skizz is a great writer and funnier than hell. And above all, he pisses off the libs just about as much as I do.